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My tumblr consist of funny stuff , anime, guys, landscapes, photography and a dash of porn. 

Instagram: Tof5u
LoL name [Garena &amp; NA]: TOF5U
[EUW] : PuddingMistress
Steam (i only play DOTA 2) : tof5u
Twitter: https://twitter.com/0nlycarol

And i’m a game tester</description><title>Eat Delicious TOF5U!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @tofuuuuuisdelicious)</generator><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b93e2c8183af3e540f7b9c3e2b39e0a/tumblr_mmlos2OW601qhd8sao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998192208</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998192208</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:03:37 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>pinkholic:

DID THEY JUST FUCKING HIGH5 EACHTOHER</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxa76gNzdV1qfjjglo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pinkholic.tumblr.com/post/50974889051/did-they-just-fucking-high5-eachtoher" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;pinkholic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;DID THEY JUST FUCKING HIGH5 EACHTOHER&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998186665</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998186665</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:03:31 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3be6dd1f5b91ca902b8fce9acb2b70b3/tumblr_mkwhgoeqH51rr72xvo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f8304b94b82c39f16d0bcdad06599da/tumblr_mkwhgoeqH51rr72xvo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/721beb7a14f7b3a31e7b527565fa4e8f/tumblr_mkwhgoeqH51rr72xvo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c17fc444d556a333042645a62aa0d911/tumblr_mkwhgoeqH51rr72xvo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84b2c2344904f58fdf6169652cd7177b/tumblr_mkwhgoeqH51rr72xvo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fb05f8c9d0840f32bc94c579cc4ee73/tumblr_mkwhgoeqH51rr72xvo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998127324</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998127324</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:27 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>dreamofflight:

glitterblood:

#just in case you haven’t cried...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmytc0M9d1qa02dro8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamofflight.tumblr.com/post/39069304963" target="_blank"&gt;dreamofflight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glitterblood.tumblr.com/post/35468707006/just-in-case-you-havent-cried-today-yet" target="_blank"&gt;glitterblood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_35467917934"&gt;&lt;span class="tags  draggable" id="post_tags_35467917934"&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/just-in-case-you-haven%27t-cried-today-yet" target="_blank"&gt;#just in case you haven’t cried today yet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998107615</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50998107615</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:08 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>kinks3:

キャンダム
喜屋武ちあき
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ad637b372093196d60eeb6b2ef1e5a9/tumblr_mn1s9rJ0cr1r9l7xlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kinks3.tumblr.com/post/50817789534" target="_blank"&gt;kinks3&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;キャンダム&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;喜屋武ちあき&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50996480601</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50996480601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:05 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>its-teatime:

I know it’s coffee, but look at it!!!!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21cebdf85bee5a8d05808827be6b5eb6/tumblr_mn4pw7jISu1rdlwp2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://its-teatime.tumblr.com/post/50988490904/i-know-its-coffee-but-look-at-it" target="_blank"&gt;its-teatime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know it’s coffee, but look at it!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50996476327</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50996476327</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:01 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq7nfHmXY1qakhsjo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995931705</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995931705</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:23:09 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72cb9534b2c819fb97b898f7798acad8/tumblr_mhx8tgpsk81qbww9xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995871648</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995871648</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:22:02 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>puppet:

扶白 (by Murasaki“☆)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aab0b8dbda5e22831e404891381571c/tumblr_mn4upc6c4Z1qznnmeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://puppet.tumblr.com/post/50970491026/by-murasaki" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;puppet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;扶白 (by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/murasaki66/8740864220/in/pool-1275583@N20#" target="_blank"&gt;Murasaki“☆&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995371529</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995371529</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:45 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ask me stuff</title><description>1) Sexuality?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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4) What do you think about most?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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7) What's your strangest talent?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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11) Do you have any strange phobias?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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13) What's your religion?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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17) What was the last lie you told?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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18) Do you believe in karma?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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19) What does your URL mean?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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21) Who is your celebrity crush?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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23) How do you vent your anger?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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24) Do you have a collection of anything?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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26) Are you happy with the person you've become?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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28) What's your biggest "what if"?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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31) Smell the air. What do you smell?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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35) To you, what is the meaning of life?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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36) Define Art.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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37) Do you believe in luck?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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38) What's the weather like right now?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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39) What time is it?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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41) What was the last book you read?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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43) Do you have any nicknames?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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44) What was the last movie you saw?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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47) Do you have any obsessions right now?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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48) What's your sexual orientation?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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50) Do you believe in magic?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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52) What is your astrological sign?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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53) Do you save money or spend it?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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54) What's the last thing you purchased?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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55)  Love or lust?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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56) In a relationship?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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57) How many relationships have you had?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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59) Where were you yesterday?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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61) Are you wearing socks right now?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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62) What's your favorite animal?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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64) Where is your best friend?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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65) Spit or swallow?(;&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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66) What is your heritage?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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68) What do you think is Satan's last name?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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77) How can I win your heart?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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80) What size shoes do you wear?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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82) What is your favorite word?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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84) What is a saying you say a lot?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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85) What's the last song you listened to?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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87) What is your current desktop picture?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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96) Do you have any relatives in jail?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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98) Ever been on a plane?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995364021</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995364021</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:37 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f860ebf5ce3e3d6e90b18d49417cf1aa/tumblr_mmx1m8jzkb1qg4suoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995351659</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995351659</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:23 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:






carolineflack:






HOW DO YOU MAKE...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesockmonkeyrenegade.tumblr.com/post/50797088749/gracethelostgirl-lovewithyous" target="_blank"&gt;thesockmonkeyrenegade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gracethelostgirl.tumblr.com/post/50778650615/lovewithyous-carolineflack-how-do" target="_blank"&gt;gracethelostgirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovewithyous.tumblr.com/post/41478573292" target="_blank"&gt;lovewithyous&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carolineflack.tumblr.com/post/41478527574/how-do-you-make-a-guy-stop-texting-you" target="_blank"&gt;carolineflack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;START&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; TEXTING YOU&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/17908ca79b8ab02528a7e0e458d66845/tumblr_inline_mn1bkwk3Wa1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995334427</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50995334427</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:04 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.&#13;</title><description>Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together &lt;3</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992490682</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992490682</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:17:04 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af6cb8a6c33396736e41475fb53b9120/tumblr_mja2g6OlW81qei7a7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992472908</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992472908</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:43 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>
"I'm the Dragon, you're the Tiger" | Happy birthday...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0feec2c143d64fc42b74422b63b72c07/tumblr_mhype91x2V1rz4tvco4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14d727bee9bd5d4aefa711e54ba6afb4/tumblr_mhype91x2V1rz4tvco3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93366783f7c372f6e671385759f3b1fa/tumblr_mhype91x2V1rz4tvco2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec24e0f9e10e1cce2212a7a44fc6a0f7/tumblr_mhype91x2V1rz4tvco1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;pre&gt;"I'm the &lt;em&gt;Dragon&lt;/em&gt;, you're the &lt;em&gt;Tiger&lt;/em&gt;" | Happy birthday &lt;a href="http://tsunayooshi.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Bella&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992431105</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992431105</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:15:53 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b55d9ff6c54490b63f93cd7f1bc26460/tumblr_mn3mhp8HBe1qzqnxxo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992394876</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992394876</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:15:07 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e8c227ab410ee058e221a10c27ccaf5/tumblr_mn1e1a584q1s43s6eo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992279281</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992279281</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:41 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e08f5f2dad64f2ca39ff0c0d1569f230/tumblr_mn3qqnhhf41qzcv7no1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992267941</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992267941</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:27 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title> Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jkimisyellow.me/post/50937274761/reblog-if-you-want-one-of-these-in-your-askbox" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;jkimisyellow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;A compliment &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;A story&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;Why you follow me&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;If you met me what would you do&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;A cute message&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;O&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;ne thing you want to tell me &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;One thing you want to know about me&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jkimisyellow.me/ask" target="_blank"&gt;:3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992259138</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992259138</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:16 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49bwk0xio1rnjpufo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992246938</link><guid>http://tofuuuuuisdelicious.tumblr.com/post/50992246938</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:01 +0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
